Conversations With Brenden (Never a Boring Moment)

"Who put a TOOTHPICK in the CHILI?!" -Annie (yelling from the kitchen.)

"I was checking the beans to see if they were done..." -Dave, sarcastically.

"It was an assassination attempt." -Brenden

"There's a bruise on my knee and I don't know how it got there..." -Allie

"For future reference, I wouldn't recommend using Dave's hammers for checking your reflexes. Even if they DO need checking..." -Brenden

*pause*

"-bangs head on table-" -Allie

"Banging your head DOES burn calories, but I don't really recommend it as an exercise..." -Brenden

"'Sides. Your head's already addled enough." -Brenden
*Glare from Allie*

"BJT. Bacon, jalepeno, and tomato." -Allie

"I am not a sandwich." -Brenden

*pause*

"I should thank my mother more often for not giving me a middle name like Lee, or Luke, or any other ell word..." -Brenden

"BLT!" -Allie

"No lettuce here! Get out!" -Brenden